Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Ductape to Privates...(A MUST READ!!!!)

Corona Times | Feb. 15 2003 | Unknown

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Thanks

[Quix]

Stupidity of some people?

This IS California, already yet!

Wonder if he lives in San Francisco?

Could be an urban legend. On the other hand . . .

It IS California.

[tuna_battle]

That's pretty funny. Dead Kennedys is also a great band name (and they were a great band to boot). Who can forget their swansong, "Too Drunk To F*ck"? Okay, maybe a lot of people! I'm guessing that I'm in the minority of Republicans who listen to the Dead Kennedys.

When I was in high school and everyone was listening to Vanilla Ice and M.C. Hammer, I was listening to My Bloody Valentine, Ride, Dinosaur Jr., Flaming Lips, M.C. 900 Ft. Jesus, etc.

Doesn't this sound like Blondie, Sterolab? My vote for album of the year for 2003, thus far. Sorry -- I'm getting off topic.

Real(Player) audio stream:

Mazerati

Super Collider (excellent, exploding refrain appears about 40 seconds into the song)

[FeliciaCat]

This info is for Corona, New York. I am from Corona, California...where this "story" is from.

[Jaded]

"They went out their way to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the doctors scalpel go toward my privates, I totally lost it and blacked out".

He went out of his way to make a fool of himself. He lost it way before the doctor approached with the scalpel.

If it wasn't so pathetic it would be funny. That's pathetic with a big screaming P . Okay, it is funny.

[EBUCK]

That is so good G'Pa!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

[valleygal]

I thought it was the 101st. Must of missed one.:

Normally, there are 101 uses for everything. I don't think this would EVER have been included, therefore, the 102nd, LOL!

[underthesun]

Must have been in the fine print. You know there's going to be a warning on the packaging now.

Not intended for use as.....

[Slip18]

That was my thought exactly. Darwin Award.

[Crusader_062002]

Beautiful, an idiot steralized himself. If only life worked like this all the time.

[Once-Ler]

Here is another Freeper DK fan...Holiday in Cambodia is my favorite DK song, but just about everything on "Let them eat Jellybeans" rocks!

[girlscout]

Ping for later

[El Sordo]

Young punk stealing your thunder ping.

Ref. post #18

[El Sordo]

Did I say #18?

I meant #68....

[Xenalyte]

I need to send y'all the list I compiled off that thread. I think we got 350-some excellent band names.

[Xenalyte]

You too, to my last post. :)

[AdA$tra]

This picture really bugs me Mike.

[AdA$tra]

Ms. Chetry looks quite different now then she did upon her FNS debut.

[mhking]

This picture really bugs me Mike.

No offense intended....

[AdA$tra]

No offense intended....

HeHeHe.