There is a secret implant in Saddam's body (I dare not tell where) which allows the US to track him 24 hours a day. Right now, he is going to the toilet, and I can hear him retching his guts out ... too much Wild Turkey and Albanian Hash.
You can go to this site and listen to Saddam: www.saddamtracker.net
Saddam can run but he cannot hide. Hope they ruin him badly, like an over-cooked microwaved dinner.
Pssssst ! Don't tell any Iraqi spies ...
You forgot about the camel-milk chasers he is so fond of drinking. ;^)