Reporter flies home as human shields flee

Lincolnshire Echo - UK ^ | 3-4-03 | Brendan Montague

[demnomo]

This morning, my local Sonoma County, CA newspaper The Press Democrat ran a front page story complete with photos of two useful idiots who are leaving for Iraq today. Stupidity always finds a replacement.

[Grampa Dave]

Lets round Up Sheen

[EggsAckley]

Thanks for my first big laugh of the day. Things ARE looking up!!

Gee, I wonder if the alphabet channels will air this?

hehehe

[Noumenon]

The thing about useful idiots is that, sooner or later, they become useless idiots to those in whose aid they were enlisted. Then it's a final ration of 'nine grams' in a prison basement. History doesn't lie about that.

[etcetera]

"Bashish" - cash

The word is "bakshish", a bribe for someone to do his job that he's already being paid to do, however meagerly. You can expect to pay bakshish from Turkey and all points east.

[chuknospam]

Thats great!

[dighton]

I'm keepin' the faith until Ada clears out.

;-)

[slimer]

www.i'manidiot.com

[demnomo]

I just spit coffee (Imperialist Starbucks, of course!) all over my keyboard. That's very funny.

[Grim]

Welcome to the new reality show...SURVIVOR, BAGDAD!

[demnomo]

Too funny!

[Kenton]

What a bunch of useful idiot dolts. At least this guy had the instincts to recognize what was going o\on and then the and the integrity admit it and to GET OUT while he could.

You're giving this moron more credit than he deserves, I believe. He just chickened out. No problem, he got what he came for, they probably let him keep the "human shield" t-shirt. When he gets back home, he can wear it when he's lurking around liberal colleges trying to pick up girls.

[Hodar]

Personally, I hope they are held hostage. I hope that they are tortured by the Iraqi's in an attempt to negotiate with us. These cretin's are traitors.

IMHO, either the Iraqi's dispose of the garbage, or our carpet bombs will. I'd hate to waste taxpayer money on trials for these half-wits.

[Mister Baredog]

THIS MIGHT MAKE A GREAT NEW REALITY TV SHOW

[Moose4]

Freeeeeeeeeakiiiinnngggg duh.

}:-)4

[BlueLancer]

"They went into a blind panic. Nathan - who looked like he had not slept for days - bought a suit and hired a car, ready to make a break for the border"

You must be lost in a faraway land;
I searched forever your footprints in the sand.
I feel you need me, I have to answer
That desperate call that I do not understand.
A burning bridge, a lonely highway,
Another dark night thinking alone;
What could've happened? Am I just dreaming?
It doesn't matter but there's one thing that I know...

If I could make it to the border,
If I could make it to the coast,
If I could make it to the border
I'd be in the arms of the girl I love the most.

So, on and on, I keep on running
To make the border before the light;
Just one more river, then I can make it,
Again you'll be in my arms tonight ...

If I could make it to the border,
If I could make it to the coast,
If I could make it to the border,
I'd be in the arms of the girl I love the most.

(America "The Border")

[gulfcoast6]

And the retired hippies who came out of retirement go back into retirement, once again.

[caisson71]

Thank God none of these cowards are in the military. Imagine relying one one of these ..amoeba..to protect your flank? It's even more disgusting that our fawning lamestream media isn't reporting this with the fanfare they used at the initial announcement of these pukes going into Iraq. These are despicable rejects of humanity.

[EggsAckley]

I'M A HUMAN SHIELD. GET ME OUT OF HERE.

Meanwhile, the Japanese human shields are hunkering down. LOL!

[Moose4]

Hmm. Slap a toothbrush mustache on ol' Marty there and give him a brown shirt and he'd be in a very Hitleresque pose, wouldn't he?

Adolf gave a lot of "peace" speeches too. Several times between 1933 and 1940, in fact.

}:-)4