"Sheriff's spokeswoman Debbie Carter said no one will be charged in the incident."
In the entire article, this is the one commit that reflects that our country is totally screwed up. NO ONE should have felt that this statement should have even been made!
"Sheriff's spokeswoman Debbie Carter said no one will be charged in the incident." To be fair, I doubt that this was a statement. More likely it was an answer, I envision it happening something like this:
Stupid Reporter: Will anyone be charged?
Debbie Carter: (Under breath) Idiot.
Debbie Carter: (Audibly) No, no one will be charged in the incident.
Debbie Carter: (Under breath) Idiot.