[tomkow6]

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle.
He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In
return I will grant you three wishes."

The man says "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly
what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank
account." Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper
with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I
want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Poof! There is a flash
of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to
him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Poof!

There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

[fatima]

That was a good joke.I am so tired from my Birthday,I don't know if I am coming or going.: