[pabianice]

"The three greatest joys a man can experience are landing an airplane, having an orgasm, and taking a really good dump. A carrier landing lets you experience all three simultaneously."

[oyez]

I liked the cat shot better. I wasn't looking at two acres of steel cumming up at 110 mph.

[Taxman]

LOL!

This was supposedly the (true!) response to a Boston dowager type by a salty Navy Admiral at a cocktail party when asked: "What is it like to land an airplane on an aircraft carrier at night."

"Ma'am, the three greatest joys a man can experience are catching a three wire, having an orgasm, and taking a really good dump. A night carrier landing oftentimes allows you to experience all three simultaneously."