[mountaineer]

There you go! A good symbolic gesture calls for symbolic French wine. Fill an empty bottle with swamp water and slap that "Vin Francais" label on it.

[TBP]

Fill an empty bottle with swamp water and slap that "Vin Francais" label on it.

Better yet, pee in the bottle, tell everybody it's a French white wine (hey, not much difference), tehn dump it on a French flag -- in front of the Embassy.

At one of our conventions, we once burned a Soviet flag in front of the hotel. But not before we "laid out the red carpet" and trampled all over the thing.