Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")
(CM and the BigMan on guitar)
Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!
(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)
Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!
(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!
(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)
Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!
Mid...MUD
"Graham is a devilishly funny, and devilishly clever, radio talk host who makes a habit out of skewering everything Establishment America holds dear. His new book "Redneck Nation" takes aim at the perceived cultural differences that divide Americans between Northerners and Southerners. The author is a Southerner, not by birth but by heredity and upbringing. To hear him tell it, his childhood was a long, painful episode of Yankee envy. At his first opportunity, he lit out for what he envisioned would be the more welcoming social climes north of the Mason-Dixon line. He found, to his horror, that the North had somehow become the South, with a funny accent and bad manners."
Looks like I might haveta buy this durned book...MUD
You mean that big FAT Indian guy is YOU!!!????
Then join my Free Fantasy Baseball League. I still have two openings.
Plaintives: conservativemusician, FBD, and Landru who have claimed on this Forum that Springsteen is a commie, Saddam-lovin' hack musician, whose music sucks
Defendant: Mudboy Slim
The CelebrityJudge: None other than The Sultan
Barrister for hire: Happygal
Witnesses: jla, goldilucky, and ALOHA RONNIE
I will review all arguments, listen to testimony from the witnesses, and then render my fair and unbiased judgment, for I am THE SULTAN.
Please start at #639.
End by reading #695.
Other than that, I'll defer to Pink to finish this...
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"The evidence before this court is incontravertible
There's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the LAW.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife, mother, kids, friends, coworkers, acqaintances, strangers, ANNNNNND music lovers...
Fills me with the urge to defecate!
Since, my FRiend, you have revealed your *deepest* fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!"
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...there (spit}, it's done.
That's 'cuz yer like one of them there Nobles in "Braveheart", always lookin' to sell out instead of fightin' fer yer honor!! You shall be forever dubbed TheBruuuce!!
Dru the Bruuuce: "Stop!! Do NOT Flee!! Wait until we have negotiated!!"
Some of US just liketa FIGHT 'Cuz We're Right!!
Cobwebs, ex-Lib'ral, cobwebs...MUD
In view of the defendants *dubious* musical affiliations (it, has been known that said defendant has referred to Bono as 'my boy, Bono!!!), it would prove a conflict of interest for Happygal to act as barrister for the defence.
Happygal, will admit to owning a Springsteen 'Greatest Hits' CD - bought during the dubious, early 20's when said fledgling barrister had more money than sense, at a time when she had very little money!
Therefore her hiring, in this instance, can only be for the plaintiffs. Having that said, this should not compromise any future legal contractual engagements she may enter into with Mr. Mud.
Are we clear? ;-)
We will probably be in Sarasota that Saturday. That FReep is a little closer to home. ;^)
5.56mm
Now we're talkin'...did you see my rendition of "MUD's Brothers!!" up the thread and over yonder?! BRUUUUUUCE just evokes memories of my teenaged years, that's all...nothin' fer these anti-BOSS Girleymen around here to git their panties in a wad about, but I'm just dealin' with a buncha rednecked NASCAR junkies anywheres...SHEEEEEESH!!!
Ha hah...as if there's more than ONE CONTROLLING LEGAL AUTHORITY on the Black Threads....LOL!!! Y'all are sooooooo newVaux riche...MUD
Thankyouverymuch...MUD
Yer Honesty, even the barrister from Ireland recognizes the conditions required to be a Springsteen Fan!
Most sincerely,
Javert
The SupremeCourtOfTheBlackYarn (aka SCOTBY aka MUD) threw this case outta court...you lose!!
TheBOSS ROCKS!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
That's like trying to make clothes that withstand the fireball in a nuclear blast, or trying to make peace between Rep. Moran and Jewish activists! Good luck, 'cause yer gonna need it!
Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side.
Oh the history books tell it
They tell it so well
The cavalries charged
The Indians fell
The cavalries charged
The Indians died
Oh the country was young
With God on its side.
Oh the Spanish-American
War had its day
And the Civil War too
Was soon laid away
And the names of the heroes
I's made to memorize
With guns in their hands
And God on their side.
Oh the First World War, boys
It closed out its fate
The reason for fighting
I never got straight
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't count the dead
When God's on your side.
When the Second World War
Came to an end
We forgave the Germans
And we were friends
Though they murdered six million
In the ovens they fried
The Germans now too
Have God on their side.
I've learned to hate Russians
All through my whole life
If another war starts
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side.
But now we got weapons
Of the chemical dust
If fire them we're forced to
Then fire them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God's on your side.
In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.
So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God's on our side
He'll stop the next war.
Pre...MUD
We're gittin' there, though...MUD
Burnin' up some shoe leather, working the phone lines to the Senate, and makin' Life miserable fer SlickBOT DemonRATS are helpful as well...but I'll bet'cha a lotta RATS are just waitin' to jump ship on SlickWillie...he's worth more DEAD than Alive if yer a DemonRAT!! Look fer the RATS to off him with a Limbaugh impersonator and blame it on the RightWing...LOL!!
We'll GIT Slick, though...mark my words, "SlixMUDZbi+c#!!", and SlickWillie's last dying words--spoken from his PrisonCell--shall be, "And I wouldda gotten away with it if it hadn't have been fer them meddlin' FReepers!!"
FReegards...MUD
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