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Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"
The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
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To: FBD
We'll see if Mud's prediction about the boss turns out, until then...........................My mind's unchanged
701 posted on 03/11/2003 9:18:30 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: FBD
"The Scottish Socialist Voice:"

Besides yer favorite Scottish Law Perfesser, ArlenSpectra, HOO the heck reads "The Scottish Socialist Voice"?!!

SHEEEEEESH...MUD

BTW...The BOSS ROCKS!!!

702 posted on 03/11/2003 9:34:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: conservativemusician
Re: Posts #697-700...Posts to yerself don't count, CM...LOL!

703 posted on 03/11/2003 9:35:44 AM PST by FBD
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To: conservativemusician
Good initiative, young man, but that's officially cheatin'...ya gotta say sumthin'!!

LOL...MUD

704 posted on 03/11/2003 9:35:47 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: AuntB
"My Brother Bill"

"I don’t have a brother named Bill, but there have been times when I imagined such a scenario. Daddy was a salesman and he was charming. I started doing some research on my family around 1990, and to my surprise, Daddy often seemed to be in the same places as Bill Clinton’s mother. I even have relatives from Malvern, Arkansas, named Kelly. I asked a nephew once what he would do if he found out he was related to Bill Clinton. He said he would slit his own throat. That’s about the reaction I felt, so I never carried the investigation very far. I had done so much better in my life than poor ol’ Bubba that I’d hate to make him feel like the black sheep of the family. Bill Clinton didn’t own a home until someone bought him one. I worked and paid mine off by the time I was 45. I’ve never been accused of a crime, much less lied under oath. I had much better looking kids. I gave blood, Bill sold other people’s, after it was contaminated. I divorced a much nicer person than the one he’s stuck with. If I shake my finger at you and say, "I never had sexual relations with that woman!", it’s the truth! And I was never impeached."

"Daddy said you couldn’t pick your relatives anyway and sometimes you were better off leaving them behind and never looking back. I wouldn’t speak to Bill Clinton if he were my twin. I decided, why bother? There is an old fable about the tree of life. Each of us is a leaf. You can trade your leaf for any other leaf on the tree; trade lives with any one you could imagine. If I ever start feeling sorry for myself, I stop and realize that I’m blessed to have my leaf; I've never found another I’d be willing to exchange it for. Brother Bill needs to finally shut up and get a life."

Awesome AuntB...thanks fer sharing!!!

FReegards...OpieMUD

705 posted on 03/11/2003 9:45:45 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim; FBD
Yeah, so I cheated my way to 700.


I promise not to do it again. ;)
706 posted on 03/11/2003 9:50:28 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Mudboy Slim; Landru; sultan88; conservativemusician; jla
"Besides yer favorite Scottish Law Perfesser, ArlenSpectra, HOO the heck reads "The Scottish Socialist Voice"?!!

SHEEEEEESH...MUD

BTW...The BOSS ROCKS!!!


Mud, I did a Google search. I typed in "Bruce Springsteen / anti-war protest....and I came up with over twenty Leftaoist/commie/socialist sites that had stuff with praise for Bruce Springsteen! ya dope! LOL! :^D SHEEEEEEEEESH!!!...
Oh wait a minute...I figured it out! I'm the ONE who is obtuse here...

The Boss Rocks >MUD

These little yeller fellers can sure keep a head-bangin' beat to:The Boss-Rocks-Mud, cain't they?

707 posted on 03/11/2003 10:19:25 AM PST by FBD
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To: FBD
Yer a YellaDOT, dude...MUD
708 posted on 03/11/2003 10:36:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: conservativemusician; Ligeia; sultan88; FBD; jla; Twodees; hchutch; iceskater; Corin Stormhands
"The Diamond, the home of the Richmond Braves, is recognized as one of the finest facilities in all of minor league baseball. It has served as the Braves ballpark since the gates first opened on April 17, 1985. The stadium was built in seven months at a cost of $8 million on the same site of its predecessor, Parker Field.

"Perhaps the most outstanding aspect of this modern facility – other than the speed with which it was built – was the spirit of teamwork generated by the idea of a new home for the Richmond Braves. Cooperation was unprecedented between Baskervill & Son, Architects, the City of Richmond and its two neighboring counties, Chesterfield and Henrico. The three localities pitched in together with $4 million. The balance of the cost was raised through the public and private sectors, which railed enthusiastically around the fundraising campaign.

"The Diamond has a seating capacity of 12,134, consisting of 11,978 stadium seats and 156 luxury box seats. In addition to traditional seating, The Diamond Room features a 150-seat restaurant- The Diamond – with a glass wall that affords an excellent view of the playing field from the first base side of the stadium.

"The Diamond is operated by the Richmond Metropolitan Authority and leased to the Braves. It is conveniently located just off Interstate 95."

The same IGNORANT DOLTS who run the RMA TOLL Bonanza fer Chesterfield residents to subsidize Henrico, Richmond, and Hanover County residents!! SHEEEEESH!!

"Directions"

From North/ South
I-95, traveling north or south, Exit 78 (Boulevard Exit).
The Diamond is two blocks south after exiting.

From East/ West
I-64, traveling east or west, will merge with I-195 north, take the Broad Street exit and turn lext onto Roseneath Road. Take the second right (Moore Street) and follow it to the Boulevard. Turn left onto the Boulevard, which will take you to The Diamond."

FReegards...MUD

709 posted on 03/11/2003 10:45:59 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: FBD
"I figured it out! I'm the ONE who is obtuse here..."

The cobwebs continue to manifest themselves, don't they, my FRiend?!

That's Okay, I'm here fer ya...MUD

710 posted on 03/11/2003 11:03:54 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
"What Good Am I?!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...Let's Send Slick to Prison!!
Folks, Slick we'll INDICT...then, We'll RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
DO...NOT...CallMUD...PIE!!

Mudboy Slim

Yo...FReepers!!

The 12th of August 2000 is set in stone...meet in DeeCee at the White House between eleven and twelve at Monica's Gate...WE MARCH AT HIGH NOON and will be ending up at the Lincoln Memorial where we will have a stage set up. Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever...and enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full-fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin'!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE."

Patriotic FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim

711 posted on 03/11/2003 11:26:57 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
That's Okay, I'm here fer ya...MUD

Yeah well, the "all knowing machine" will be comin' after you, I'm sure... I have done given up on ya! :^D

BTW, I like your idear of putting bumper stickers over the offensive anti/bush/war stickers on my bro-in-laws truck.
Do ya got any "The Boss Rocks" bumper stickers left?

My bro-in-law would actually LIKE that, however...LOL!

Yipee-kay-yay!
FRegards

712 posted on 03/11/2003 11:29:54 AM PST by FBD
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To: FBD; Landru; sultan88; PhiKapMom; M. Thatcher; Budge; holdonnow; quidam; Trixie
All my bumper stickers are POLITICAL 'cept fer the Skins' one...MUD BTW..."Chi-Com Spies!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")

Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly...
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!

{start_of_chorus}
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'...
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one...
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)


325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim


713 posted on 03/11/2003 11:38:24 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: George W. Bush
"Letter to President Bush from Iraqi Women!!"

"February 27, 2003

Dear President Bush:

As women from Iraq who fled our homeland to escape persecution by Saddam Hussein’s regime, we write to offer our support for your principled leadership. We applaud your determination to disarm Saddam and your commitment to help liberate the people of Iraq. We are daughters, mothers, wives, and sisters whose families and communities have suffered for too long. We stand with you because only the United States and its allies can help the people of Iraq break free from Saddam’s 34 years of brutal rule.

Those who have taken to the streets with signs reading, “No War on Iraq” are misled. It is Saddam who has been waging war on the people of Iraq. Every day that this war continues, more of our brothers and sisters will suffer from Saddam’s totalitarian and racist policies.

A quarter million Iraqis have been murdered in summary executions and mass killings - thousands of them gassed with chemical weapons. Millions have been forcibly displaced in ethnic cleansing campaigns, their homes destroyed, their property seized, their relatives deported and never seen again. Public beheadings, arbitrary arrests, torture and rape are routinely used to intimidate the population. This systematic campaign of terror will never stop until Saddam and the Ba'ath party are removed from power!!

We regret that the use of force to remove Saddam’s evil regime will entail the suffering of innocent people. But we also know that many lives have been lost in the past and many more will be lost in the future if Saddam is not stopped. The cost of inaction and appeasement would be very high for the people of America and Iraq alike. We know from personal experience that Saddam cannot be “contained” and will always be a danger to the world.

The Iraqi people will help to liberate their country, just as they heeded America’s call to rise up against Saddam after the Gulf War in 1991. But without American assistance, that uprising was crushed. Some of us participated in that uprising, risking our lives and losing relatives. When the United States comes to our assistance this time, the Iraqi people will not only be grateful, we will join in. But we cannot overthrow Saddam on our own.

We look forward to the day when, with the help of Americans and others of good will, Iraq can take its place as a Free World nation – a nation that is founded on the rule of law and equal rights for all citizens, where women participate fully in society, their rights respected and protected. As you plan for a post-Saddam Iraq, we ask you to maintain your commitment to establishing the building blocks of democracy, and to ensure that no neighboring powers interfere militarily with our desire to live in a free, pluralistic and democratic Iraq. Anything less would be an opportunity foregone to dramatically change the fate of millions of Iraqis, and sow the seeds for even greater changes across the Middle East.

"Again, we wish to extend our heartfelt support to you for your leadership, and our gratitude to all Americans who will be asked to risk both lives and treasure to remove Saddam. Know that the Iraqi people will eagerly contribute everything they have to the task. Our prayers are with you, with the American people, and with the Iraqi people."

Women for a Free Iraq"

Amazing Times We Live In...MUD

714 posted on 03/11/2003 11:52:36 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: FBD
"Landru do ya' get the feelin' the boy is somewatt 'gluckylike'?"

Ahhhh "The BOSS ROCKS"??

"...and Mud says a lot of things ."

But I've still not heard him extend the one thing I'd like to hear the most; an apology.
As any mature man would under the circumstances.

As a matter of fact?
Something else occured to me as I contemplated this embarrassing display of *jive*.
Last time I've witnessed such a brazen disregard for respect & common decency??
Was in the two Clintigulan administrations.
Really, no shit. (I know-I know, take Exlax.)

The MO is so uncanny as to nearly *be* canny.
I dunno FBD; frankly I don't get it.
Very reminicent of *someone* we've all heard an awful lot about the past couple of years, too.
You know *who* I'd be speaking of, don'tchu?

...yea; Terry McAuliffe.

715 posted on 03/11/2003 12:05:03 PM PST by Landru
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To: Landru; FreeTheHostages; joanie-f; Pippin; lodwick; Corin Stormhands; Coop; ...
Yeah, whatever, sorry...SITYS...**The RE-ImpeachmentIssue will commence in earnest when FReepers complete the RE-Impeachment Paperwork On-Forum, then read the ChargesAgainstSlickWillie on the Steps of the U.S. Capitol, with LIVE coverage on C-SPAN, and JIP'd by the EIB!! This is commonly referred to as Petitioning Yer Reps!! Reckon no House member worth his salt will be able to Ignore THAT!! Then, once RE-Impeachment is completed, All we need to do is find 14-15 DemonRAT Senators to Vote To CONVICT!! The SenateRATS that fail to Vote Right will be FReeped into political oblivion in November of 2004!!

FReegards...MUD

333 posted on 11/07/2002 11:33 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

716 posted on 03/11/2003 12:39:15 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim

717 posted on 03/11/2003 12:50:14 PM PST by FreeTheHostages (Rally for America *Everywhere* March 22-23)
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To: FreeTheHostages; kristinn; Angelwood; ironman; Doctor Raoul; sauropod; Pippin; Taxman; AGreatPer
What's going on in DeeCee the weekend of the 22nd and 23rd of March, my FRiend?! If nothing big, I would like to cordially invite the DeeCee FReepers to Richmond at NOON on the 23rd to Rally FOR America!!

I'm 'sposed to be in VA Beach fer a BachelorParty/Golf on the 21st and 22nd, but my plans are open fer revision at this point...MUD

718 posted on 03/11/2003 1:01:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Run Al Run!!

I've got a bumper sticker with that motto on my car!

Of course, it's on the front bumper...

20 posted on 03/11/2003 3:55 PM EST by Slings and Arrows

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
719 posted on 03/11/2003 1:05:40 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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To: Michael G.
"Michael Graham...WRVA-1140!!"

FReep much?!

MUD

720 posted on 03/11/2003 2:11:31 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
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