Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Blah blah blah...you want me to write the rest of yer script fer today, too?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh. Mudboy Slim


497 posted on 10/16/2002 10:55 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[conservativemusician]

Yep, I hated him too. He was on the Raiders, dude.

[Landru]

"Hmmmm. THAT reminds me of some unfinished business from last season."

If by that you're implying I never declared you the winner of the wager??
Think again; as, I most certainly did.

Well, I gotta go workout in my gym, practice some geetar, & do an hour or so at the karate studio so I must git.

"Hello, I must be going
I cannot stay
I came to say
I'm glad I came but just the same
I must be going...
...But my friend you must stay
...If you should go away
...You'd spoil this party that I'm throwing!
I'll stay a week or two
I'll stay the summer through
But I'm telling you!

...I must be going!" :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Yep, I hated him too."

LOL...yep, I LOATHED Roger Staubach and he was a Navy dude and clean-cut and gutsy...but my feelings weren't hurt when Harold McClinton broke his collarbone that time. Feel bad to this day, too, 'cuz Staubach's allegedly a StandUpGuy!!

Well, Plowboyz SUCK...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Catch ya on the flip side, dudes...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Actually the main reason I hate the SF Giants is there is a local sports talk radio host here in NY, who LOVES the Giants. All season long I have to listen to him crow about the freakin' Giants and how they have a better line up than the Mets , how they have a better manager than the Mets, how the Mets were stupid for gettin' rid of Jeff Kent, how Barry Bonds is the greatest player since Babe Ruth, how Edgardo Alfonso was finished because of his bad back but now he's great because he's a Giant , on and on and on. It's enough to make ANYBODY hate the Giants!

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...yep, on dude can ruin a FRanchise fer me...DeAngelos is the sole reason I LOATHE the Baltimore Orioles these days!! And I was a big Cal Ripken fan...and I LOVE Boog's BBQ at Camden Yards, but I ain't going to any more Oriole games as long as DeAngelos is Owner!! He's a CROOK!!

Gotta go...MUD

[sultan88]

"If by that you're implying I never declared you the winner of the wager?? Think again; as, I most certainly did."

Oh my gosh, NO WAY was I hinting any wrongdoing on your part, good sir. You have made declarations and you have accepted a concession on another wager that still had five months to go!

The situation that I was alluding to, my FRiend, is that no one has tasted the fruits of these victories yet.

[conservativemusician]

The Steelers of the Chuck Noll, Bradshaw, Steel Curtain era are one of my favorite teams of all time. I even convinced my father to get us black and gold uniforms just like them for our midget football team. I played fullback and middle linebacker, so I got to pretend I was Franco AND Jack in the same game!LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

"...no one has tasted the fruits of these victories yet."

Select a wife and we'll go...SHEEEEESH!!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I even convinced my father to get us black and gold uniforms just like them for our midget football team. I played fullback and middle linebacker."

LOL...my ol'man coached the reknowned West Springfield Chiefs** squads of the mid-70's...and I QB'd and played outside linebacker from 4th grade 'til 8th!! At the time, I did an excellent LennieDawson/BobbyBell combo, although I'd have prefered to be Buch Buchanon!!

Those were the days...when Saturday mornings were the FOCUS of yer existence three months outta the year!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...**you MUSTA heard of our TITANIC struggles against the ViennaRaiders squads of yesteryear, and then our legendary battles with the upstart RestonChargers squads!!! I just figgered EVERYBODY knew...LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I got to pretend I was Franco..."

IOW, you tippy-toed outta bounds like a GirleyMan?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"

Richmond Times-Dispatch
15 June 1999 Correspondent of the Day, Mudboy Slim

"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"

Editor, Times-Dispatch:

People who have tuned in to any of the networks over the past few days have no doubt been treated to any number of stories celebrating Bill Clinton's great military victory over Yugoslavia, as well as his supposed political victory over those who have questioned the advisability of his ruthless attacks on a sovereign nation that has never threatened our national interests. Does the Leftist Media even believe their own spin?!! Are they as corrupt as Clinton, or just plain IGNORANT?!!

After two months of indiscriminately slaughtering innocent Kosovar Albanians and Serbs alike, destroying the infrastructure of a sovereign nation, and expending a substantial portion of our already-depleted weapons cache, the G-8 deal Slobodon Milosevic apparently has accepted is almost exactly the same as the one we could have had prior to Clinton's commencement of the bloodshed.

By all accounts, the Rambouillet Accords the administration tried to force down the throats of the Yugoslavian leadership were acceptable to Slobo with two major exceptions. First, the occupying force Clinton wanted to install in Kosovo had to be NATO-led, while Slobo insisted that the peacekeepers be UN-led. The difference is critical, as a UN-led force would be monitored by the U.N. Security Council, on which both Russia and China have veto authority; while a NATO-led force would answer directly to Slick Willie.

The second major disagreement related to the future of Kosovo as a province of Yugoslavia, where the U.S./Kosovo Liberation Army contingent demanded a plebiscite in three years, which would allow the ethnic Albanians to secede and form their own Islamic state--while Milosevic insisted that Kosovo remain part of greater Yugoslavia.

The ugly truth the Clinton cheerleaders in the media refuse to publicize is that the G-8 agreement includes a UN-led peace-keeping force, and no provision for Kosovar Albanian independence. Make no mistake about it, the capitulation required to reach an agreement in the Clinton/Milosevic negotiations was much more Clinton's than it was Slobo's--and the two-month massacre was a huge waste of money, weaponry, lives, and American prestige!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

(For discussion purposes only)

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (Clinton_is@War.Criminal) 1 06/15/1999 06:46:57 PDT

SlixMYb!+C#...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Sun Tzu's "The Art of War!!"

"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed. If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns, the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened, your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act. In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue. Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country. Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"The situation that I was alluding to, my FRiend, is that no one has tasted the fruits of these victories yet."

Quite literally. :o)

My sincere apologies to you, my good man.
Should've seen that first time through.

...I am The Fool. ;^)

[conservativemusician]

"IOW, you tippy-toed outta bounds like a GirleyMan?!"


Nah, I was stricly an up the middle sort of guy. Could never run fast but I could hit! Did alot of blocking and short yardage first down, extra point kinda stuff.

[Landru]

This Sun Tzu character??
He seems to have an uncanny propensity of stating the obvious, huh.

Just remember, too.

...there's nothing quite so uncommon anymore, as common sense.

[conservativemusician]

"Those were the days...when Saturday mornings were the FOCUS of yer existence three months outta the year!!"


Right, we lived fer that August thru October. It was the greatest.

Although I must say high school was fun as well. I was the long-haired rock and roll stoner captain of the football team that got good grades and the underclass women. Drove the administration nuts! (I went to an uptight private school)