Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo by CM!!)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, BOY, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

1 posted on 09/11/2002 9:12 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[conservativemusician]

Look, I hate the Yanks too. I must say watching the Angels whup them last year was a pleasure.

I don't know, man, I guess it comes down to rootin' fer the laundry vs. the players on yer team because every year it's a different group!

The Steelers suck now, but when I was a kid they were the most fun team to watch. Jack Lambert is still my favorite defensive player of all time.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...every year it's a different group!"

Yep...that's what I'm saying about FReeAgentEra Professional Sports being a lot more like college sports...they keep reshufflin' the cards year after year. That's why it is key to retain Edwards as yer coach...the dude's got what it takes to be a long-time winner in this league, IMHO. I think Spurrier might have a similar gift...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Jack Lambert, Jack Ham, LC Greenwood, Dwight Jones, Rocky Bleier, MeanJoe Green...they were IT fer awhile there. But FRanco Harris was a PUNK!! It's those girleymen NittanyLions who ruin it fer everyone else, IMHO...ain't that Right, Sultan?!

Heh heh heh...MUD

[conservativemusician]

I agree, we must keep Edwards.

Spurrier looks to have it also. We shall see, he certainly has the ammo fer the upcoming year.

BTW. You got a QB on that team?

[conservativemusician]

Don't forget Mel Blount and Andy Russell.

That D was awesome!

[sultan88]

"Ask the Sultan, The STEELERS...

Hmmmm. THAT reminds me of some unfinished business from last season.

[Mudboy Slim]

Ramsey's gonna be this year's Chad Pennington, IMHO...MUD

[sultan88]

"Jack Lambert, Jack Ham, LC Greenwood, Dwight Jones, Rocky Bleier, MeanJoe Green...they were IT fer awhile there. But FRanco Harris was a PUNK!!

FRanco is one of my faves!! When he was in college, he was Lydell Mitchell's blocker. When he went to the Pros, no one 'cept Chuck Noll ecognized that FRanco was destined to become one of the greatest ever running backs in the NFL.

BTW, where did Jack Ham go to college??

[Mudboy Slim]

Andy Russell!! I knew there was a third All-Pro backer I was fergittin'...yep, the Steel Curtain could play some D, but InstantReplay wouldda overturned that Bradshaw to FRenchy Fuqua DEFLECTION to FRanco--ball touched the ground--Harris on the ImmaculateReception and the Raiders got SCREWED outta that game!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRanco is one of my faves!!"

That girleyman usedta run outta bounds instead of taking on the tackler fer an extra coupla yards!! SHEEEESH...FRanco wasted a lotta God-given ability IMHO, but I reckon you'll argue he also ended up with a lotta rings.

Good mornin', my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"unfinished business from last season."

Pick a date, dude...MUD

[conservativemusician]

I was watching that game with my father. Man, I jumped outta my chair when Harris picked up that ball.

You see, I put the Raiders right up there with the Cowboys, Yankees, and SF Giants! I despise them. I always thought of the Raiders as the criminal element in football, the prison team. Tatum, Atkinson, Hendricks, man I HATED them at the time.

Although, I must say Ray Guy was the best punter I've ever seen. He could put the ball out of bounds at the 2 at will.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Prison 'HO!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")

Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...WE WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] we wuz...kiddin' you?!!

You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!

Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...juiced in it!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com 'HO!!!

Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
Yer no longer, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!!
Yep...a complete unknown...Slick, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!

Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Willard, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!

(Sweet harp to fade)

MUD

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!!

1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

No way you couldda EVER Hated Kenny "The Snake" Stabler unless yer a Commie or a Miami Dolphin fan...LOL!! He was the kewlest dude in the two-minute drill EVER...better even than Elway, IMHO...MUD

[Blennos]

Greetings to you Mudboy.

Just tell us where and when and the Blennos contingent will be there.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the Cowboys, Yankees, and SF Giants!"

LOL...how the heck can you put SeyHeyWillie's club in with the damYanks and the Plowboyz?! The Giants have been bumblin' bafoons fer EONS!! They're almost CubbieLovable...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

Doesn't FRanco own about four Super Bowl rings???

[Mudboy Slim]

Will do, my FRiend...we're gonna start a new thread once we know all the particulars...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

600...MUD