Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Shaub's a Senior...how time flies!! I'm not sure if he's a first-rounder next year, though...he's gonna haveta lead this young squad to one heckUVA good season--can you say Top 10?, I thought you could--to make that leap.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...jla, I'm workin' up on the Hill this afternoon...pop on by!!

[sultan88]

"Sultan, do you smell what I'm smellin'? (Lunch!...Mud's treat!)"

Yes, I do. But I am waiting for this "apple" to ripen a bit before I grab aholt of it.

[sultan88]

...unless, of course, YOU want to make the wager and hire me to judge said activity!

[sultan88]

"Now you're a judge, do I have to call you 'yer honour'? ;-)"

Well, if you should happen to get involved as a figure in a case here on "Black", and if I am selected as Judge, and if you want to win, a little sweetness goes a long way. If you catch my drift. ;-)

[sultan88]

"I just watched the Irish rugby team beat FRANCE..."

THAT'S great news!!!

[Happygal]

Well, if you should happen to get involved as a figure in a case here on "Black", and if I am selected as Judge, and if you want to win, a little sweetness goes a long way. If you catch my drift. ;-)

It appears this Celebrity Judge is up to having his palm greased! *L*

BTW Sultan, Landru doesn't like it when I spread me sweetness around too liberally! ;-)

[jla]

Schaub's is gone by the 3rd pick...guaranteed.
This kid has the poise of Elway, and his arm ain't too far behind.

[Northern Yankee]

Saw the pictures.

Thanks Buddy.

Semper Fi!

[FBD]

Did they finish the game, or did they forfeit??? LOL!!!

[Happygal]

*LOL*..Oh they finished the game. But I got to thinking afterwards they probably see the loss, as a kind of victory! ;-)

[Mudboy Slim]

Nutjob...do ya got no COOTH?!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Schaub's is gone by the 3rd pick...guaranteed."

Yoooo bin drinkin' AGAIN?! Yer about to git yer CelebrityJudge status put on probation if'n ya don't mind yer P's and Q's...MUD

SHEEEEEESH...wuz ya raised in a barn?!

[Mudboy Slim]

AM...please delete jla's drunk, STOOOOPID post at #450...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I spread me sweetness around too liberally! ;-)"

Never a good long-term strategy, young lady...make 'em buy the cow...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer #450...MUD

[FBD]

Mornin' all,
Ya know, I've been rethinking Bill O'Reilly lately. I got to the point where I could hardly stand him, but lately, he's been doing some good stuff.

He's the one that got the goods on that Sammy al-Arianni[sic] professor who was working w/terrorists.
And he has been going after Ashcroft for dereliction of duty, for not going after the klintoons.

Now he's calling for the head of the FBI Director for letting a Muslim agent REFUSE to wear a wire, because of his religious convictions. WHAT?

Mud, I even heard O'Reilly say that Guilliani should be AG. Whaddiya think of that?

[FBD]

I just bought Nora Jones CD for my daughter. Afetr loading it on my computer, I may relinquish it. Emphasis on MAY! LOL!

Good stuff, especially for nursing a headache after too many G & T's last night.
I met up with a high school buddy who is a pilot for Alaskan cruise ships. Makes way into the 6 figures for working 4 months a year. Tough life...Used to run tankers out of Kuwait, Saudi Arabia. He has some really interesting stories.

BTW, sounds like you got the weekend off?