Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I want to do my part to change that-one person at a time..."

Hey Sultan, did I tell ya I gott hug from Republic on Saturday?! Eat yer heart out!!

{{{Republic}}}

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

BTW, opening day for A's and Mariners is in Tokyo isn't it?

“Yes, I believe so. On the 25th of March, I think. I wish they wouldn't play opening games over there. When the teams get stateside, they are so tired that they play poorly the first few games back.

[sultan88]

"I gott[a] hug from Republic on Saturday?!"

Yer a lucky dude! Now, I know I shudda come with ya, Mud. LOL!

[sultan88]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll see you on the ball field. BTW, I got some season tickets to the Diamond, if yer ever in the area and wanna go.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I shudda come with ya, Mud"

SITYS...MUD

[FBD]

"Springsteen ROCKS"...MUD

No, he don't, Mud...#14, from the TOP, FRiend...

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SUCKS ROCKS!

from the website: http://www.celiberal.com/theCeliberals.php

BOYCOTT SPRINGSTEEN!

[FBD]

Well, thanks for the offer, Sultan! Right kind of you! And I may take you up on that.

BTW, I need a little help on the pre-draft rankings, some time. I picked out mostly Mariner players, and some ex-Mariners. But I put A-Rod in the don't want file. (Thanks for the $4.00 Pepsi, Alex!)

But is this auto-draft, or do we get to draft them individually? (I'm new to this.)

[Mudboy Slim]

What--specifically--did TheBoss do to git added to this GalleryOfRogueScoundrels, pray tell?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I got some season tickets to the Diamond, if yer ever in the area and wanna go."

Just name the date...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Building a POST-SADDAM REGIONAL SECURITY ARCHITECTURE!!"

I say we go with HHRichardson or FLWright!!

Sincerely...MUD

[ALOHA RONNIE]

NEVER FORGET


...Just as BOXER-FEISTEIN got into the U.S. Senate while branding Election Year 1992 on National TV as...


.."The Year of the Woman"..


...Presidential Candidate HILLARY RODHAM, along with her Hispanic Vote-Getter Womam VP Running Mate LORETTA SANCHEZ, will proclaim Election 2004 as being the start of...


.."The Century of the Woman"


Friend of HILLARY RODHAM, ABC-CBS-NBC's News Anhors BROKAW-RATHER-JENNINGS, will make it so...

UNLESS..?

NEVER FORGET

[Mudboy Slim]

"Friend of HILLARY RODHAM, ABC-CBS-NBC's News Anhors BROKAW-RATHER-JENNINGS, will make it so..."

They shall try...and they shall FAIL!! The Vast, LeftWingMedyuhWhore'd is gettin' weaker and weaker and weaker with each passing day and each exposed LIE!!

Screw the Networks!! They are increasingly irrelevant...MUD

We are OFFICIALLY in the Information Age, and the RATS can't handle the competition!!

[ALOHA RONNIE]

...MAKE IT SO..!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm doin' my durnedest, dude...LOL!!

Aloha...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stand!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")

If I could tell the World just one thing...
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!

We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Right's what the [Med'yuh/Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/Cowards/Nazis/Commies] most fear!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And we shall not be broken!!

Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins...
We must remove Left's cancer!!

Yes...heartache came to visit me...
But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!!

In the End, only the Truth matters...
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, we shall not be broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!

We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)


5 posted on 09/18/2001 5:11 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Ev'rythang happens in 3's!!! Ever notice that?)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bush: 'Our Mission Is Clear'["My job is to protect America." Any questions?]"

Great job, JH2...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Springsteen's "Prove it ALL Night!!"

The BOSS ROCKS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

PROVE IT ALL NIGHT

I've been working real hard, trying to get my hands clean,
Tonight we'll drive that dusty road from Monroe to Angeline,
To buy you a gold ring and pretty dress of blue,
Baby just one kiss will get these things for you,
A kiss to seal our fate tonight,
A kiss to prove it all night.

(Chorus)
Prove it all night,
Girl there's nothing else that we can do,
So prove it all night, prove it all night,
And girl I'll prove it all night for you.

Everybody's got a hunger, a hunger they can't resist,
There's so much that you want, you deserve much more than this,
But if dreams came true, oh, wouldn't that be nice,
But this ain't no dream we're living through tonight,
Girl, you want it, you take it, you pay the price.

(Chorus)
Prove it all night, prove it all night girl and call the bluff,
prove it all night, prove it all night and girl,
I prove it all night for your love.

Baby, tie your hair back in a long white bow,
Meet me in the fields out behind the dynamo,
You hear the voices telling you not to go,
They made their choices and they'll never know,
What it means to steal, to cheat, to lie,
What it's like to live and die.
(Chorus)
To prove it all night...

[Mudboy Slim]

RACING IN THE STREET

I got a sixty-nine Chevy with a 396
Fuelie heads and a Hurst on the floor
She's waiting tonight down in the parking lot
Outside the Seven-Eleven store
Me and my partner Sonny built her straight out of scratch
And he rides with me from town to town
We only run for the money got no strings attached
We shut `em up and then we shut `em down

Tonight, tonight the strip's just right
I wanna blow `em off in my first heat
Summer's here and the time is right
For goin' racin' in the street

We take all the action we can meet
And we cover all the northeast state
When the strip shuts down we run `em in the street
From the fire roads to the interstate
Some guys they just give up living
And start dying little by little, piece by piece
Some guys come home from work and wash up
And go racin' in the street

Tonight, tonight the strip's just right
I wanna blow `em all out of their seats
Calling out around the world, we're going racin' in the street

I met her on the strip three years ago
In a Camaro with this dude from L.A.
I blew that Camaro off my back and drove that little girl away
But now there's wrinkles around my baby's eyes
And she cries herself to sleep at night
When I come home the house is dark
She sighs "Baby did you make it all right"
She sits on the porch of her daddy's house
But all her pretty dreams are torn
She stares off alone into the night
With the eyes of one who hates for just being born
For all the shut down strangers and hot rod angels
Rumbling through this promised land
Tonight my baby and me we're gonna ride to the sea
And wash these sins off our hands

Tonight tonight the highway's bright
Out of our way mister you best keep
`Cause summer's here and the time is right
For goin' racin' in the street

[ALOHA RONNIE]

...I know, my friend MUD, you've always done your damnest against the Enemy Within HILLARY RODHAM -&- BILL CLINTON.

...See how tough it is to break the Axis of Evil BROKAW-JENNINGS-RATHER's hold on the younger minds of America with Liberal NBC-ABC-CBS TV News Operations still getting 50% of the country's News Ratings, despite FoX News Channel's recent success, with their Audiences mostly in the under age 50 Crowd..?

HILLARY RODHAM knows exactly what's she's doing...

...just as her Friend HO CHI MINH did long, long ago.