[bootless]

Why do I hear the theme from "Cops" playing in the background?

He oughta be arrested by the fashion police, too. No man (especially with that crop of body hair) should be wearing a deep boatneck like that!

[dennisw]

DANG!!!  Now they're gonna pull out my fingernails, then my toenails, then truss and  hang me from the ceiling, then force me to drink pig urine, then........