[Wondervixen]

Let it be understood, the first horrifying disaster that happens to the United States of America as a result of North Korea's nuclear program will result in Rand McNally being informed they can cease printing maps and globes with North Korea on them...Just print what looks like a glowing parking lot!

[forktail]

Awful lot of folks here ready to lob nukes...

They do so pretty awful destruction. Then they really eff up the ground for, oh, centuries and people have babies with three heads, then lizards get exposed and grow large and attack Japan whose only hope for redemption is two midgets and a huge moth.

And that's going to drive up the price of the 40" Sony TV I want to buy so people I beg you...

Don't use nukes!