This sounds like something the Ab Fab girls would write.
I can see Edina scratching this out at the computer keyboard with her outrageous nails while screeching something insulting at Saffy, and Patsy dictatng the bits about the coat as she chain-smokes.
4 posted on 03/02/2003 12:01:09 AM PST by Rose in RoseBear
(HHD [ ... good to know the Brits have their own Maureen Dowd ...])