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To: Jeremiah Jr
A fly ball?
2 posted on
03/01/2003 7:46:51 PM PST by
stanz
To: Jeremiah Jr
"That was a low blow!"
3 posted on
03/01/2003 7:47:08 PM PST by
Cicero
To: Jeremiah Jr
major league baseballs contribution to birth-control
4 posted on
03/01/2003 7:47:42 PM PST by
MetalHeadConservative35
(Stormtroopers Record(my hockey team)19wins 4losses 2 ties(last game loss 10-0)
To: Jeremiah Jr
Gives a whole new meaning to, "I'd give my left *** to be a pro baseball player."
To: Jeremiah Jr
Looks like any of the several Yankees shafted by Steinbrenner recently. :)
6 posted on
03/01/2003 7:51:25 PM PST by
CanisMajor2002
(Annoy a liberal...judge them by the content of their character)
To: Jeremiah Jr
Three balls, one strike.
To: Jeremiah Jr
New winner of the triple crown.
8 posted on
03/01/2003 7:56:38 PM PST by
P.O.E.
To: Jeremiah Jr
STEEE...RIKE TWO!One evening while watching a major league game, the batter foul tipped the pitch which hit home plate and squirtted through the catcher's legs. It bounced up and struck the Umpire. The announcers in the booth noted the Umpire's grimace and remarked that it really stung when you were hit in the thigh. The catcher turned to see where the ball had gone and the Umpire was uncovered. The announcers continued to babble but the whole world could see that the Ump was not clutching his thigh! In the end I don't remember who was hurt more, the Umpire or the announcers!!!!
To: Jeremiah Jr
This is a little story about a baseball named Monica......
To: Jeremiah Jr
"That pitch was juuust a bit inside..."
To: Jeremiah Jr
New NY delicacy -- Matsui Balls
12 posted on
03/01/2003 8:06:15 PM PST by
mikrofon
To: Jeremiah Jr
"Schaawwwing,Batter"
" Hey, Ump, the pitcher's using Krazy Glue again!"
" My cup runneth over....good thing, too."
" I was born this way, what's your excuse?"
" Glad this isn't golf...."
" Oh well, now I'll have a new career--as an opera singer."
" I've heard of taking a bullet for the team, but this is ridiculous!"
" If the catcher makes a move to catch this one, I'll bang his brains out!"
15 posted on
03/01/2003 8:22:33 PM PST by
exit82
To: Jeremiah Jr
I always heard that the Japanese had an extra one.
16 posted on
03/01/2003 8:23:11 PM PST by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: Jeremiah Jr
Mixed Signals Cinn. Pitching coach claims "Damn it! I was just scratching!"
19 posted on
03/01/2003 8:31:22 PM PST by
hippy hate me
(Peace had 18 chances)
To: Jeremiah Jr
That'll make you cough!!!
Regards (ouch)
alfa6 ;>}
20 posted on
03/01/2003 8:39:45 PM PST by
alfa6
(GNY Highway's Rules: Improvise; Adapt; Overcome)
To: Jeremiah Jr
This is what happens when they let the Junior Senator be a guest pitcher: she just goes on instinct.
To: Jeremiah Jr
An in-thighed pitch.
To: Jeremiah Jr
Bet you can see Bud Selig's signature where that one hit.
To: Jeremiah Jr
Some guys I play baseball with only wear a cup if they play the infield.
I roam the vast expanse of the outfield; I always - ALWAYS wear a cup.
Once, I was taking a big lead at third hoping for a past ball or wild pitch. The catcher didn't like the lead I had, so he gunned it down. Instead of hitting 3rd, I got hit square in the cup - I had no time to step out - I got the wind knocked out of me, the ball bounded into left field, and I hobbled home scoring a run. The crowd all heard the pop of the cup and the ump had a $hit-eating grin on his face.
ALWAYS WEAR A CUP - the family jewels are too damn important.
Trajan88; TAMU Class of '88
27 posted on
03/01/2003 9:20:24 PM PST by
Trajan88
To: Jeremiah Jr
"Hey? I thought there were supposed to be TWO?"
28 posted on
03/01/2003 9:23:38 PM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
(Matt: "Ye should salt the Earth, lest it lose it's flavour")
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