[BunnySlippers]

World Net Daily. That explains it. The administration acknowledges it may be hard to capture Saddam. And we still are looking for Osama and friends.

[fiftymegaton]

We can at least get 1 of his 19 or so look-a-likes.

[TADSLOS]

Three weeks, maybe. Three hours is the stuff movies are made for.

[Liberals are Evil Socialists!]

Even if they do not, they ought to run a disinformation campaign to broadcast to the Iraqis and claim Saddam is dead. Get a dummy actor to play the part of his corpse. That will drag him up to deny it or else greatly help turn the tide. This might be easy.

[Uncle George]

They don't mention E-bombs neutralizing everything in and near Baghdad in the first hour do they. Plus many many more suprises in store for the murderers.

[Riley]

LOL! I can almost see 'Kato' from the Pink Panther films holding a Ka-Bar in his teeth hiding in the drop-ceiling over Saddam's bed...

Or maybe he's hiding in the 'fridge again :-)

[ConservativeNewsNetwork]

Ordered members of his depleted air force to form a ''kamikaze'' suicide unit which will pilot Iraqi fighter jets Sept.-11-style into enemy targets;

This is suspect.

[VOA]

Saddam has 3 hours to live once war begins

The title should be edited to say this:
"Saddam and Any of His 'Doubles' have 3 hours to live once war begins "

Pretty soon we'd have a few guys who look like Saddam showing up to turn themselves
in to our frontline forces in Kuwait or the Kurd regions of Iraq.

[exit82]

Hussein,once the war begins: "Send in the clones!"

[RightOnline]

"Saddam has created a Special Protection Army to protect him from assassination. It is made up of his closest allies, including relatives, tribal loyalists from his birthplace of Tikrit and criminals who face jail should Saddam be toppled. Numbering several hundred, this unit will fight to the death."

Yeah. Sure. Right. "Death to the infidel!!!" and all that bulls**t.

Arabs are notoriously cowardly in the face of equal or superior force. They'll chest-thump and ululate.....and run screaming like little girls when American Hell rains down on their empty heads.

Mark my words.

[Peter Libra]

I remember Colonel Quadaffi (sp). The US had attacked and threatened to attack again. No question as to what I saw on television. Quadaffi, was dressed in some sort of traditional dress- certainly was battle dress fatigues. He had a tent in the desert.

Quoth he to the western press, I heard it clearly, to the effect, he was a heart a simple farmer. "Come to my tent" he said. He invited all. Nothing against a man being sensible. No doubt the Colonel is a brave man in his own right. Just not stupid though.

We await with bated breath the heroics of the man, who tortured and executed helpless men. We will see.

[Busywhiskers]

"Three air force officers – two captains and a lieutenant – who refused to join the kamikaze units were shot last week during the traditional Al Adha feast"

Ah, what wonderful childhood memories I have of the traditional Al Adha feast. Family, friends, plenty of good food, gifts, and then...the festive execution of some air force officers.

[montag813]

U.S. Special Forces have been inside Iraq for months and plan to capture or kill Iraqi President Saddam Hussein within three hours of an assault on Baghdad.

Well one would hope that they bugged Dan Rather's entourage and have a good fix on Mr Hussein as we speak.