[jragan2001]

This sounds eerily like the Urban Legend where a Man
wakes up in an ice-cubed watered bathtub and discovers
his kidney was lacerated and taken from his body.

[mountaineer]

That's very similar to a "Law and Order" episode about some guy who paid big bucks for a donor kidney for his daughter.

[AmishDude]

He needs a Kidney Blocker 2000.