[BarHopper]

Two postmen, times three animal control offeicers, divided by
four gas meter readers, equals how many venerable integrated community workers? Decode your answer now.

Did you remember to carry the bumb?

[musicman]

US attorney:"Mr.Mohammed,raise your right hand...do promise to covet property,propriety,morality,purity,security,and not hurt the state?Say what."

Mohammed:"WHAT???"

US Attorney:"Take your stand!!!".....