[ffusco]

MANIFESTO: I am in current in possession of 20 pounds of silica based material with atomic nuclei. The nuclear atomic bonds in that bag have a huge potential energy that if released, could disrupt space-time. It may look like a bag of Play Sand, and it's not very radioactive, but actually, it is mostly nuclear material (by weight.)

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[sam_paine]

Thank you for the appropriate level of alarm in your response as indicated by multiple exclamation points. Move along. ;-/

[Constitution Day]

Actual ready.gov site

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Overview

Make a Kit

Make a Plan

Be Informed

Biological Threat

Chemical Threat

Explosions

Nuclear Blast

Radiation Threat

	|	next >

1.	If deadly radiation knocks on your door, do not answer.

2.	Most nuclear explosions will be less than a city block wide. Consider running in a direction away from the blast.

3.	After an attack, beware of giant terrorists roaming the streets. Seal up oversize doors in your building with plastic sheeting and duct tape.

	|	next >

This page is brought to you from a secure location by idlewords.com