[sigh] loss of cheap humor then.
Being of Irish heritage, I am hesitant to make fun of my ancestors' and distant relatives' hygiene habits. Though while in an Irish Pub in Galway, an Irishman told my sister she had to be an American to which she responded "why because I have all my teeth?" (I think he was referencing that she had several ear piercings while many Irish women do not seem to have single piercings let alone multiple). Not the nicest thing in the world to say but she was tired of getting hit on while at the same time refusing to take shelter amongst her 2 brothers. Granted that didn't help(her at least) either as the potential suitors would end up buying my brother and I drinks as a peace gesture.