[farmer18th]

You have an already dog-eared and coffee-stained copy of a book called "2003-2004 UNITED STATES FEDERAL GRANT PROGRAMS AND GUIDELINES."

[farmer18th]

The phrase "reinventing yourself" creeps into your conversation whenever your are considering welshing on an obligation.

You get a little petulant with the utter conventionality of people who scold you for welshing on your obligations.

When you realize there will be bad consequences for welshing on your obligations, you scream out, "alright aready! I owe you five hundred bucks! What are you? Some kind of Republican?"