[Cinnamon Girl]

You're a free thinking woman who celebrates the snubbing of social norms by wearing sleeveless shirts to display the ape hair in your pits, and you'll go a week without bathing if you can't find organic, non-exploitative soap.

[farmer18th]

wearing sleeveless shirts to display

Hemp shirts, mind you. We should have a "You Know You're a weed-eating ultra leftist if..."

[farmer18th]

The idea of saying anyting that would be the least bit repressive to a child keeps you from having children until you are 41. At 42, you are divorced and using the term "single parent" in every other sentence. You see your life as some sort of crusade. In fact, you see yourself as the subject for a made for TV movie staring Reba McIntyre.

[farmer18th]

You realize, suddenly, that your hair dryer is part of the problem. Your wife finds you weeping over the bathroom sink.

"It's me," you sob, "ME!"