You Know You're a Liberal If...

[Cinnamon Girl]

You know you're a liberal if...

1. You're protesting President Bush for what YOU THINK he will do to harm innocent civilians, but the million or so murders Saddam Hussein HAS committed are not relevant to you.

2. Sweden has the ideal society.

3. Martin Sheen is an actor who is smart enough to engage in political discussion. Ronald Reagan should never have been elected President because he's just an actor, for crying out loud.

4. The amount of money it will cost each individual citizen to pay for the WAR is important to consider. The amount of money welfare, food stamps, and medicare cost each individual citizen is irrelevant, and selfish to consider.

5. When people try to discuss the current administration with you, your face becomes red, you raise your voice and use the words: "idiot" and "oil" repeatedly.

6. You think Helen Thomas is an intelligent, gutsy lady and a dynamite reporter.

7. You think all war is evil. And Jimmy Carter is a voice a reason.

8. You're still not clear about what exactly was wrong with Communism.

9. Your parents paid for you to go to an expensive private college and five years later you still spend more time protesting than earning a living.

10. You don't like the sight of guns or soldiers, even in a Disney movie.

[coloradan]

Roger that. William F. Buckley is a liberal, and x42 is a conservative. According to you.

[BlessedBeGod]

You refuse to vote for Josh Gracin on American Idol because he's a {{{ gasp! }}} U.S. Marine.

[crude77]

Bump

[Cinnamon Girl]

You feel that the planet would be better off if human beings weren't on it, but you're terrified that nuclear bombs are going to wipe out the world's population.

[KLT]

If you're a meanspirited, arrogant, condenscending liberal...GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[VaBthang4]

According to me...

Anyone who wants to make smoking dope legal, is a LIBERAL.

[dpa5923]

self-ping

[spindoctor]

You know you're a liberal if you think the Nobel Peace Prize is a prestigious honor.

[Cinnamon Girl]

Good one.

[Nitro]

5. When people try to discuss the current administration with you, your face becomes red, you raise your voice and use the words: "idiot" and "oil" repeatedly.

Paradoxically, this one fits both...

except Conservatives are correct!!

[Cinnamon Girl]

Maybe I don't get it. I don't get angry talking about our administration. I think they're great.

[Nitro]

I was thinking along the lines of having to say to the liberals "you're an idiot, it isn't about the oil!!"