Top Ten Signs Saddam Hussein Is Planning To Move To Your Neighborhood (Letterman)

http://www.cbs.com ^ | 1/20/2003 | David Letterman

[Gforce11]

Top Ten Signs Saddam Hussein Is Planning To Move To Your Neighborhood

10. While watching CNN your daughter exclaims, "That's the guy who brought my Girl Scout cookies!"

9. Predator drones circling overhead

8. Your mailman made a mistake and gave you a shipment of plutonium

7. Streets have fewer minivans, more tanks

6. Sign on lawn: "Trespassers will be gassed and tortured"

5. Sean Penn keeps coming over

4. Your address: 145 Murray Street; newspaper's headline: "82nd Airborne Deployed To 148 Murray Street"

3. At Home Depot, you notice four Saddam doubles arguing about carpet

2. In driveway, Humvee with license plate "Ruthless 1"

1. Classified ad seeks "The mother of all affordable split-level homes"

[Gforce11]

LOL, 5 cracked me up.

[maro]

humor ping

[SevenofNine]

TOOO FUNNY I like Sean Penn reference that is cool

LOLOLOL!!! I like one with tanks LOLOLOL! yeahhh that would tip off Neigborhood

[graycamel]

More humorless garbage from Dave. I do like his show, and about half the time the top 10 list is funny, but this time it missed the mark.

[Joe Hadenuf]

With the current state of our bleeding borders, which are now a national disgrace and a national security time bomb, for all we know, Sadam could be wearing a New York Yankees cap and sitting at a hotel bar in Denver. It's that bad. Terrorist in the White House, illegal aliens working at our nuclear sub bases, airport security, and on and on. It's so pathetic it's almost funny.

[Savage Beast]

Say, why did Jeneane Garofalo go bananas when Kilmeade told her Saddam Hussein liked her act? Isn't she a commedian?

[dd5339]

He'd kind of stick out around town wouldn't he!

Semper Fi

[The Coopster]

Way to stay on topic, Sunshine.....