[RightWhale]

I'm mainly hoping my new contrabass strings arrive before the war. What they should do in N Kor to prepare is a total mystery.

[VetoBill]

North Korean army arriving at small North Korean village.

Army: Greetings you have been selected to prepare for war.

Village: Do we get food?

Army: We shall destroy your village, kill your women, and slaughter your children... and claim the American's staged a pre-emptive strike.

Village: Ok keep your food.

Army: You shall not die in vain, the glory of Korea rests on you.

Village: Since it is such a wonderful role, care to trade places with us?