[CaptainJustice]

Is that for real? It sounds like an onion article, or an episode of the simpsons. "If they give me four stars, I'll just die!" I'm worried about my corrupt state government running CA into the ground, gas prices are huge, I'm worried about the repurcussions of this war (it has to be done, but it will be scary for a time) and this frenchy kills himself over a review from "all-powerful food critics". Life-imitates-satire...

[Dog Gone]

This is for real, and apparently it's the equivalent of Martha Stewart blowing her brains out for making a bad salad. This guy was also publicly traded on the French Wall Street.