[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Not sure if Melanie (as of "Oh...... I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key" fame) would meet the criteria you set forth above. But that song has GOT to be at the top of my list of "All-Time Worst Songs Ever on the Top 40 List". The scary part is that enough people bought the single to drive it to the top of the Top 40 CHART which is REALLY scary!!!!! Just goes to show you there are an awful lot of people out there with no musical taste ;-).

[Charles Henrickson]

Look what they've done to my song, Ma. Look what they've done to my song.

[Charles Henrickson]

Hey, those were the days, my friend.