[T Minus Four]

people most frequently plagued by this phenomenon are those with slightly neurotic tendencies

Well, if we weren't neurotic when this thread started, we most certainly are now.

[Charles Henrickson]

That's when the phone rings and I jump, and as I grab the phone I pray: Let it please be him, oh dear God, it must be him or I shall die, or I shall die.

[Willie Green]

Well, if we weren't neurotic when this thread started, we most certainly are now.

Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss.
The cars keep going faster all the time.
Bums still cry 'Hey buddy, have you got a dime?'

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de dee,
La de da de daa.