What can one say in the face of such bad songs that stick in one's head, but
What've I--what've I--what've I done to deserve this?
watch out for the piranha (yayayayaya)
LOOK OUT FOR THE KILLER WHALE! (screams)
Manic Monday (The Bangles)
Six O'clock already, I was just in the middle of a dream.....
Cars (Gary Numan)
Here in my car, I go safest of all, I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live: In cars.
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There are many other little ditties that pop up into my mind and stick, but I think I have one up on many here: I actually got an entire bar (small town, during a baseball tournament) to SING the "Gilligan's Island" song. No word of a lie, EVERYONE, including the bar staff, joined in. At the top of our lungs. It was one of the funniest things I've ever been party to. My head sure hurt the next day, mind you...,...