[Russell Scott]

Qusay, who heads Saddam's personal Republican Guard unit, has orders to unleash weapons of mass destruction should something happen to his father, according to British intelligence.

I didn't know champagne was a WMD. I think a better analogy would be like the Wicked Witch melting, and the flying monkeys flapping their wings with joy.

[Teacher317]

Good point. If Saddam is gone, and Uday is the new leader, he probably won't want the heat that will come raining down (literally) if he does unleash WMDs.