To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
The Chain of Command
ADMIRAL/GENERAL
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives policy to God.
CAPTAIN/COLONEL
Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm, and talks to God.
COMMANDER/LT COLONEL
Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor pool, and talks to God if a special chit is approved.
LT COMMANDER/MAJOR
Barely clears quonset huts, loses tugs-of-war with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.
LIEUTENANT/CAPTAIN
Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can fire a handgun without inflicting self-injury, can doggie paddle, and talks to animals.
LTJG/1LT
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to himself.
ENSIGN/2LT
Falls over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says, "Look at the Choo Choo.", wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.
CPO/SNCO
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and freezes water with a single glance. He is God!
35 posted on
02/24/2003 1:28:46 AM PST by
petuniasevan
(USAF B-52G crew chief Barksdale AFB 1984-1988)
To: petuniasevan
These are funny. I have an idea your jokes posted will be the hit of the day. Thank you for your service and support of the Canteen.
To: petuniasevan
Great jokes - thanks for sharing. Happy Monday to you.
To: All
LOL! There are exceptionally great jokes today! Thanks for the laugh everyone.
240 posted on
02/24/2003 5:39:18 PM PST by
LaDivaLoca
(God bless our President, our Military and may God bless America!)
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