[El Gato]

he'd love to sink his teet into that

Folks would pay good money to watch such an attempt. :) LOL!

[Quix]

teet or feet,

he probably has delusions that he's stomping grapes with Babs and that Babs is . . . wellll anyway . . .

In reality, he's dancing with the devil who's shortening shorty every stomp and convincing Billdo it's getting longer.

Talk about getting jerked around by the short hairs . . .
He's already getting taken more than he's deluding and hasn't a clue.