"Think anyone thought that pic was really me?"
HA!! Do YOU think anyone didn't?!!
"Well you just lemme know anytime you're gonna be around, pal. I wanna make damned sure I'm adequately grounded against shock from any & all errant lightning bolts intended for you."
Hey, me, jla, and the Sultan are still plannin' on road-tripping to Indianny this Summer so as we can hang out at yer neighbor's since you are allegedly driving around in yers. And when you and the BeautifulRedhead hittin' Myrtle again...I got my golf game just about ready to kick into another gear!!
"After we got back from the hospital, I went back to the hole, poured in some gasoline, then lit those RAT-ba$+ards up!!"
"To "finish" the job, eh?"
My ol' grandpappy--Alva B.--from Dover, KS, just this side of Topeka, usedta always say, "If ya got somewheres to git, git there, BOY!!" And I ain't NEVER not finished a job I started!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
sLICK'SA gONNA sQUEAL lIKE A gAWDAMMED sTUCK peeg...mud
BTW...*one* guess what'cher *next* incarnation gonna be...no guess, you call it, dude. Dylan, Allman Brothers, Creed, Doors, Stones, Skynyrd, you name the band, I'll FReep the song.
And I suppose we're takin' the Renegade?
See, FBD? This is what Landru meant when he mentioned Mud's hand down your pants...if Mud isn't tryin' to relieve your wallet of green notes, he's doin' his damnedest to make sure you never lay eyes on his.
Good thing The Sultan will be along for the ride to Hoosierville, at least I'll be able to depend on one other person, besides myself, payin' the clerk at Exxon.
Another neat, little trick Mud pulls:
When he knows a toll booth is up ahead he'll feign he's asleep, only to suddenly awaken after the coins have been thrown in the state's collection basket.