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I've never seen this posted before. I can't stop laughing. This does give a fairly accurate lifecycle of a thread.

How many Freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Miscellaneous Humor
Posted on 04/03/2000 14:54:41 PDT by Brookhaven
Q: How many Freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1,343

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the board that the light bulb has been changed;

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently;

27 to point out the government regulations covering light bulb changing;

53 to say it is their light bulb, and they have a constitutional right to change it any way they please;

41 to complain about the light bulb tax;

7 to explain how the Democrats are using the money from the light bulb tax to buy votes;

6 to say the Republicans are no different than the Democrats because they haven't repealed the light bulb tax;

6 to defend the Republicans by saying they have tried to repeal the light bulb tax, but they can't override Clinton's veto;

156 to list the difference between a a Gore light bulb, a Bush light bulb, and a Buchannan light bulb;

111 to ask why the Keyes light bulb was ommitted and accuse everyone else of a Keyes light bulb blackout;

109 to post that this site is not about light bulbs and to please post this on the FR light bulb site;

203 to complain that this is a duplicate posting, and link to the original light bulb changing thread;

306 to complain about Wal-Mart selling light bulbs made by slave labor in China;

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs;

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and the post the corrected URL's;

3 to post information showing how the Clinton/Gore administrations has put our national security at risk by allowing China to steal our lightbulb technology in return for illegal campaign contributions;

33 to wonder out loud if an intern is helping Clinton change his light bulbs;

19 to say Hillary has probably never changed a light bulb in her life;

12 to say Vince Foster was changing Hillary's light bulb when he died;

4 to accuse the original poster of being a disrupter who has only been a member of FR for two days;

44 to organize a "freep the veep" light bulb rally;

4 to accuse the mainstream media of ignoring this story to help Al Gore and the Democrats, and say "What kind of coverage do you think this would get if it were a Republican?"

143 to post messages that say "GO, PAT, GO!" in bold text.