[Kuksool]

{So if you kill someone who is 61 1/2, you may not be eligible for the death penalty, but if you kill someone who is 62, you are. Okay. }

This is the rational behind hate crime laws. Some victims are more valuable than others.

[Traffic_Can]

I've been known to lie 'bout my age just to get the senior discounts.

I'll just tell the killer that I'm too old to die...