[Happygal]

Dan, I love ye toots, but both you and I know you ain't ever gonna lose a football sized being from your body.

So don't even TRY to suggest it.

I don't have kids.
But, even *I* am put off by the pain consequences.

(I will have kids though, I just haven't got me head around it yet!!!)

[general_re]

...I just haven't got me head around it yet!

Well, there's your problem - that's not how you make babies, HG ;)