I had fun a couple of years ago responding to "The wife of the late President Abacha of Nigeria"who wanted to share her twenty million dollar stash with me by pretending I was a raving radical-
"Twenty million dollars!Woman,just WHAT are YOU going to do with twenty million dollars?Give it to the poor,Miss high and mighty.Your people are starving.How many fancy hairstylists and shopping trips to Paris do you need,you greedy woman?
I REFUSE my share of blood money from the exploited people of Nigeria.May you burn in Hell,you capitalist witch"
Hmmm,she never got back to me either!