[theKing]

Saudi Arabia: You have tons of cows and are the world's largest producer of milk. You collude with the world's second through eighth largest producers of milk to control milk prices. You sell this milk to the United States and rely on them to protect you from your neighbor to the north. While simutanously supplying bin Laden with cash and preaching militant Islam to everyone else.

[T Minus Four]

...meanwhile, the United States has plenty of its own cows in the Northern Alaska regions, but environmentalists object to anyone milking those cows, because it might bother a couple of moose.