I have to assume someone must have severe psychological problems to WANT to look like that in public.
One neighbor divorced her husband and immediately set about planning the rest of her life. Did she hire a financial planner? No. Did she join a church's singles group so as to not stay lonely? No. Did she turn inward and become closer to her three daughters, all of whom probably needed more security now that Dad wasn't home anymore? Nope. She did what all other red-blooded soccer moms do -- she had a boob job that made her chest look preposterous, almost comical.
I wish you were right. But I fear you aren't.