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last October arrested two men for having sex there.

Thomas Jefferson on Sodomy Sect. XIV. Whosoever shall be guilty of rape, polygamy, or sodomy* with a man or woman, shall be punished; if a man, by castration, a woman, by boring through the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch in diameter at the least. Peterson, Merrill D. "Crimes and Punishments" Thomas Jefferson: Writings Public Papers (Literary Classics of the United States, Inc. 1984) pp. 355, 356.

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I dunno about you, but I'd have just as big a problem with a man and wife having sex in this public park.

Must admit, though, somehow I just knew the "people" having sex in this park would turn out to be men with men.