[Poohbah]

Is NK feeeling lucky with 2 small A-bombs?

"I know what you're asking: did he fire six shots, or only five...Well in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself..."

"I know what you're thinking. Did the skipper of the Nebraska fire 24 missiles or only 23? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, he kinda lost track himself. But being that this is a Trident submarine, the most powerful SSBN in the world, and one shot would blow Pyongang and its suburbs clean off the map, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

[azhenfud]

"...one shot would blow Pyongang and its suburbs clean off the map..."

And Kim thinks his hair is a tangled mess now....

[hchutch]

"[Bleep] it Lieutenant, how many times do I have to tell you? DO NOT LEAVE YOUR [bleep]ing COFFEE CUP NEXT TO THE [bleep]ing LAUNCH CONTROLS FOR THE TLAMS?"