Wasn't that a Jimmy Buffett song?
"I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes,
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer,
Well good God Almighty which way do I steer for my
Cheeseburger in Paradise!"
Coulda been, but I don't know. Hey maybe YOU have a new hit song on your hands. I only want 40% for the idea when you make any money on it. ;-)