[tomkow6]

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their
ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the
family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards. The
family decided to compile a family history, a legacy for
their children and grandchildren. So the family hired a
fine author to put together all their research notes,
only one problem arose - how to handle great Uncle George,
who was executed in the electric chair. The author said
not to worry for he could handle the story tackfully so
the book appeared and it said...

"Great Uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics
at an important government institution. He was attached
to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death
came as a great shock."

[Dubya]

From Marine Colonel to Eagle Scout, Medal of Honor winner, 83, to receive rank from Boy Scouts

[Dubya]

AMERICA'S 13 PERCENT

Secretary of State Colin Powell recently was approached by an Iraqi
newspaper reporter and accusingly asked "Isn't it true that only 13
percent
of young Americans can locate Iraq on a map?"

Secretary Powell stopped, turned, and stated "Yes, it's true. But unfortunately for you, all 13 percent are United States Marines!

[radu]

Great Uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution. He was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock."

You're on a roll today, tomkow. I really got a charge out of this one. LOL!