BG, I have loved you since the first time you called me a dork. I was a little hurt the time you called me a maroon, but after HSM told me about your schizophrenia I got over it. She also explained about your hallucinations and told me Brad doesn't really exist, but I say whatever floats your boat is fine. You are great fun and smart for an old coot. Congratulations on your big day!
With never ending affection,
McLynnan The Maroon