Gulldern fraversnatchen lawyers. It's so hard to get a good one anymore. It's bad enough when the defendent changes her name and hair color, but when your attorney goes AWOL it really sucks. LOL
As it turns out, the only middle finger was bruised and a little sore for a few days so all I had to do was restrict my one finger salutes for the few days and everything was just fine. Thanks for asking. Besides, it made for a fun little story because I was sober when it happened.