[eno_]

"Crossing in that area is probably not the best thing to do because the chances are extremely great that you'll be spotted by a camera and there will be a response," said Paul Beeson of the Border Patrol.

What you are hearing is the sound of a "team player" handling communications with the public. Remember the name Paul Beeson, known liar.

If you meet him, your duty is to spit on him. Remember. Remember forever. If enough Paul Beesons are run out of town, the government will someday run short of willing liars.

[banjo joe]

You know what matters to a bureaucrat, and what's foremost in their minds: 'six years 'till retirement... don't make waves... unused vacation and sick time count towards time-in-service... easy street'

[1lawlady]

If I caught you spitting on a Border Patrol Agent, I slap a battery charge on you so fast your head would spin! You're the one who should be derided. What are you doing to protect our borders?