[L.N. Smithee]

Filling Market Street for several blocks, anti-war demonstrators cheered as Pritchett called for the crowd to pledge resistance to any move toward war. "We are going to shut this city down before we will let this country go to war," Pritchett said.

Really. That'll help. </sarcasm>

[Cultural Jihad]

If they shut the city down then the Marxists will have to contend with all the bums who won't be getting their dope and booze money welfare checks, the gay and lesbian encouragement classes will have to be canceled in the elementary schools, and the tourists will have to fend for themselves against the pan-handling accosters.