"I do
solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States and of the State of _______
against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and
allegiance to them; and that
I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the Governor of (the state) and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to law and regulations.
So help me God."
(The National Guard Oath of Office)Alternative oath: "I do solemnly swear that I will look out for Number One, take all the freebies I can get my hands on, including job security, a paycheck, and free education, and that I will break my word as needed. So help me God (insert Allah here, as need be.)"
Oaths mean nothing anymore. Remember a guy named Bill Clinton? He is the dude who questioned the definition of the word 'is' after he 'solemnly swore' an oath.